CHARACTER DESIGN
THE ADVENTURES OF JOHN SALAD
This book was written in seven weeks in some kind of what can only be described as a 'channelling' process. It's an honest portrayal of experience told through the eyes of the character; John Salad.
'What the Actual F**k is Going On Here!?' is the first title in the John Salad series.
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"A lot was happening to me - and I wasn't alone - a wave of information and feelings just poured in from seemingly nowhere. Since then, life has changed not just within me, but all around me. This book was a huge part in helping me find a calling in a world that is run by corrupted methods. I know there are many others faced with this predicament and this is my message for you people."
- Tarquin
"This child was just inclined to learn on his own, he was curious about absolutely everything, and whatever he could get his hands on, he would pull apart in a bid to fully understand how it worked, and when it was played with once more, a whole new level of enjoyment was experienced, for it was his experience and his understanding, no-one elses" Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"It was at this point that Kevin had been kicked out of his house by his parents so he had a flat in town which was somewhere they could all develop their interests in everything FIFA and joint-rolling. People have such a stigma around cannabis and they are quick to judge and say, “It’s really bad for you, it like fucks up your mind and shit.” Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"This whole concept fascinated Tod and John, and they themselves wanted to create a Moral Panic, but for the good of the people. So that was it, the band was to be named Moral Panic, and the first gig was in September 2009, some days after John’s 19th birthday." Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"John was sat in a music theory class when the topic was dealing with the circle of fifths, and the teacher was using a rhyme to teach the key signatures. He loved this, for it allowed him to understand functional harmony and then go and write his own songs, with a better understanding of music theory." Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"They planned to visit a bonfire, but because they worked until late on Saturday nights, the bonfires would be over, but John had a plan. He had taken a change of clothes to work, and on his way to pick up Jennifer; he had stopped off and bought some sparklers." Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"This definitely was something that would happen to the inbetweeners! Along with Olly and his friend Mick, they all pushed the car into premises and helped John unpack into his room. It was a quiet night after all the commotion regarding his car, and the party he planned." Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"The park so full of life, so full of energy thought John. There wasn’t a dark soul in the whole periphery; the sun was magnifying the positive energies although the people weren’t fully aware of it." Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"Scarlet and John looked at each other as if to say, “OH MY WORD! HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?”" Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
"They had booked an excursion through the Tunisian-Cockney Fritz, and they had paid a whopping 25 Dinar each for a camel trip. Scarlet didn’t seem so keen, but it was the encouragement of others back home that pushed her over the edge and she seemed genuinely excited. " Extract from The Adventures of John Salad
